Too soon?

Bad Words

Sometimes when I don't know what a word means, I ask God if it's a bad word. If he doesn't say anything, that means it's ok to say it.

-Maya

Gutter Brain

(I was grabbing a cup of hot tea at a Crazy Mocha, a cafe)
Cashier: *sees my shirt* ...Do you know why Hello Kitty doesn't have a mouth?
JD: Oh GOD NO! Don't ruin her for me!
Cashier:... O.o ...you must have a very dirty mind. Anyway, she doesn't have a mouth because she speaks from the heart.

The Arranged Marriage of Sire Frecklesworth

(I LOVE freckles and my bf has a ton, so I made a proposal.)

J.D.: Sire Frecklesworth, of Frecklewood Dr, Freckletown, FL ..... United Freckles of Face

Fry: Loser!

J.D.:Sire Frecklesworth!!!

Fry: LAME!

J.D.:Actually, I am the caramel maiden of the Frecklenaughts. And because of my lack of freckles I propose a union!

Fry: I refuse to take part in this.

J.D.: That's ok, I have chloroform.

Fry: ...

What Mommies are for:

Maya: Why did you call Pop pop?
Me: Because mommy told me to
Maya: Why ?
Me: I don't know, I just listen to Mommy
Maya: That's what Mommy is for. Listening to.

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It's just water

My little sister sneezed into her hand.
I looked at her.
She told me:
"It's ok Jadey, it's just water. Sometimes water is in my nose"