Lol at Fry

*mysterious light brown crunchie on floor*

Fry: What's that?

J.D.: ...Cat food...

Fry: WTF? Why are you eating cat food?!

J.D.: I watched District 9 and it looked so good...

Fry: JADE!

J.D.: Haha it's just a Lucky Charm, baby. Marshmallows and cat food. Hee!

Pillow Talk

J.D. and L.E. laying in bed

L.E.: Jadey, You have the gift of making anything sound dirty.

(same room separate beds lol)

Quote of the Day

Me: If you can't be an assassin or an evil dictator, become a dentist.

Ghost like Swayze

Fry: You know that movie Ghost? I find Whoopie Goldberg strangely attractive in it.

JD: Ewww. I'm putting that on my blog. "MMMM Whoopie is HOT. I'd TOTALLY smash!"

Fry: You better not.

Baby Making Music

JD: Alot of people complained that my playlist was too typical and old school.

Fry:They're probably thinking: I can't make a baby to the same music my parents used to make me.

Don't cry over contained milk

JD: Aw. I cried over my bowl of cereal, now there are tears in it..... that's gross.

Caption for a Random Photo

Cool Chick with Fro: I'm pretending I don't see this man stare at me. I know he wants to touch my hair. I don't blame him, 'cause I look GOOD. He's kinda cute.

Tweaking White Dude: She so g-- damn sweet. Sweet as she wanna be. Ooo-- I just like-- Oooo, i wanna lay in her hair!

Convo with my 'son'

My 'son' is nearly 20 and has brown skin, crazy eyebrows, and short, straight black hair.

JD: So why am I your 'mother' again?

A: We were being ridiculous on friday after the movie trip.

JD: So it has nothing to do with the one-night-stand I had with Spock nearly 21 years ago?

A: Nope.

JD: oh ok cool.