Monday, June 14, 2010

Gutter Brain

(I was grabbing a cup of hot tea at a Crazy Mocha, a cafe)
Cashier: *sees my shirt* ...Do you know why Hello Kitty doesn't have a mouth?
JD: Oh GOD NO! Don't ruin her for me!
Cashier:... O.o must have a very dirty mind. Anyway, she doesn't have a mouth because she speaks from the heart.

The Arranged Marriage of Sire Frecklesworth

(I LOVE freckles and my bf has a ton, so I made a proposal.)
J.D.: Sire Frecklesworth, of Frecklewood Dr, Freckletown, FL ..... United Freckles of Face
Fry: Loser!
J.D.:Sire Frecklesworth!!!
Fry: LAME!
J.D.:Actually, I am the caramel maiden of the Frecklenaughts. And because of my lack of freckles I propose a union!
Fry: I refuse to take part in this.
J.D.: That's ok, I have chloroform.
Fry: ...

Saturday, June 5, 2010

What Mommies are for:

Maya: Why did you call Pop pop?
Me: Because mommy told me to
Maya: Why ?
Me: I don't know, I just listen to Mommy
Maya: That's what Mommy is for. Listening to.