Monday, June 14, 2010
(I was grabbing a cup of hot tea at a Crazy Mocha, a cafe)
Cashier: *sees my shirt* ...Do you know why Hello Kitty doesn't have a mouth?
JD: Oh GOD NO! Don't ruin her for me!
Cashier:... O.o ...you must have a very dirty mind. Anyway, she doesn't have a mouth because she speaks from the heart.
Posted by JadedLove at 7:03 PM
(I LOVE freckles and my bf has a ton, so I made a proposal.)
J.D.: Sire Frecklesworth, of Frecklewood Dr, Freckletown, FL ..... United Freckles of Face
J.D.:Actually, I am the caramel maiden of the Frecklenaughts. And because of my lack of freckles I propose a union!
Fry: I refuse to take part in this.
J.D.: That's ok, I have chloroform.
Posted by JadedLove at 6:53 PM