Sunday, September 19, 2010
Monday, June 14, 2010
(I was grabbing a cup of hot tea at a Crazy Mocha, a cafe)
Cashier: *sees my shirt* ...Do you know why Hello Kitty doesn't have a mouth?
JD: Oh GOD NO! Don't ruin her for me!
Cashier:... O.o ...you must have a very dirty mind. Anyway, she doesn't have a mouth because she speaks from the heart.
Posted by JadedLove at 7:03 PM
(I LOVE freckles and my bf has a ton, so I made a proposal.)
J.D.: Sire Frecklesworth, of Frecklewood Dr, Freckletown, FL ..... United Freckles of Face
J.D.:Actually, I am the caramel maiden of the Frecklenaughts. And because of my lack of freckles I propose a union!
Fry: I refuse to take part in this.
J.D.: That's ok, I have chloroform.
Posted by JadedLove at 6:53 PM
Saturday, June 5, 2010
Monday, May 17, 2010
Friday, April 16, 2010
Thursday, April 8, 2010
Monday, March 29, 2010
Thursday, March 25, 2010
Tuesday, March 23, 2010
Wednesday, March 10, 2010
Tuesday, March 9, 2010
Saturday, March 6, 2010
Cool Chick with Fro: I'm pretending I don't see this man stare at me. I know he wants to touch my hair. I don't blame him, 'cause I look GOOD. He's kinda cute.
Tweaking White Dude: She so g-- damn sweet. Sweet as she wanna be. Ooo-- I just like-- Oooo, i wanna lay in her hair!
Posted by JadedLove at 5:23 PM
Monday, March 1, 2010
My 'son' is nearly 20 and has brown skin, crazy eyebrows, and short, straight black hair.
JD: So why am I your 'mother' again?
A: We were being ridiculous on friday after the movie trip.
JD: So it has nothing to do with the one-night-stand I had with Spock nearly 21 years ago?
JD: oh ok cool.
Posted by JadedLove at 9:51 AM
Sunday, February 28, 2010
Friday, February 26, 2010
Tuesday, February 23, 2010
Sunday, February 21, 2010
Saturday, February 13, 2010
Wednesday, February 10, 2010
Saturday, January 30, 2010
Wednesday, January 27, 2010
Monday, January 25, 2010
The Chronicles of JD and LE (pt. 1):
JD: "LE. Smell this." (holds up cup containing unknown substance)
JD: "Smell it!"
LE: "...It smells like peppermint. What is it?"
JD: "Um...Olive oil?"
LE: "Wait. What? Why?"
JD: "I gotta experiment."
Posted by JadedLove at 6:35 PM
I have a little sister, her name is MJ. She's 5 years old.
When talking to my boyfriend on the phone, I referred to him as Boogy-woogy. And several minutes later as Pickle-wickle.
My sister (who adores him) wanted to make her own pet name for my boyfriend. I asked her what name did she think of.
Posted by JadedLove at 6:31 PM