(I LOVE freckles and my bf has a ton, so I made a proposal.)
J.D.: Sire Frecklesworth, of Frecklewood Dr, Freckletown, FL ..... United Freckles of Face
J.D.:Actually, I am the caramel maiden of the Frecklenaughts. And because of my lack of freckles I propose a union!
Fry: I refuse to take part in this.
J.D.: That's ok, I have chloroform.