The Arranged Marriage of Sire Frecklesworth

(I LOVE freckles and my bf has a ton, so I made a proposal.)

J.D.: Sire Frecklesworth, of Frecklewood Dr, Freckletown, FL ..... United Freckles of Face

Fry: Loser!

J.D.:Sire Frecklesworth!!!

Fry: LAME!

J.D.:Actually, I am the caramel maiden of the Frecklenaughts. And because of my lack of freckles I propose a union!

Fry: I refuse to take part in this.

J.D.: That's ok, I have chloroform.

Fry: ...